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Take your hands off the car and Ill make your birth certificate a worthless document 13. Cop says yea well I bet you dont have insurance. Because they know how to serve and protect. If you laugh at the same things the odds are pretty good that you also have the same values and interests. However these cheesy pick up lines may work wonders for you. Featured Funny Video Retarded Cop. Weve got you covered.

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When you dont know if its a ski rack or the police. The largest collection of the best one line jokes in the world. Clean Christian jokes funny jokes free jokes and clean one-liner jokes and words of wit and wisdom. Enjoy a wide variety of funny Christian jokes good clean jokes and family safe jokes and religious humor. Are you stopped by a cop for a traffic stop. Cops are the guys who show up a few hours after you called 911 and been killed.

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Cop jokes one liners. The policeman decides hes going to teach this spoiled kid a lesson. Take your hands off the car and Ill make your birth certificate a worthless document 13. If you run youll only go to jail tired 12.

Why did the cop sit on the toilet. He takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the floor. If you are interested in more such jokes and puns then go through these other articles all about superhero puns and school puns.

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If you laugh at the same things the odds are pretty good that you also have the same values and interests. How do cops greet people. The cop flags him over and walks up to the window and says sir I clocked you at 70 miles per hours and based on the car you are driving I bet you dont have a drivers license.

Cops are the guys who pull you over to give you a ticket yet always exceed the speed limit. No no no said the man. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

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The policeman decides hes going to teach this spoiled kid a lesson. Pick Up Lines. 1962 comedian actor voice actor screenwriter film television director. The hippie replies I have a license and gives to the cop. Cops are the guys who show up a few hours after you called 911 and been killed. The cop flags him over and walks up to the window and says sir I clocked you at 70 miles per hours and based on the car you are driving I bet you dont have a drivers license. Take your hands off the car and Ill make your birth certificate a worthless document 13. One slip of the tongue and youre in deep shit. Anti Woke Jokes.

34 Police Officer Cop Pick Up Lines. If you ever see me getting beaten by the police put down the video camera and come help me. He looks through the window and to his annoyance sees a rebellious looking teenager. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. Cops are the guys who show up a few hours after you called 911 and been killed. Absolutely hillarious dirty one-liners. Are you stopped by a cop for a traffic stop.